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Put down that cupcake; you are sweet enough already.
Ugh! I know, pickup lines!
Well, we all have that one phase when we abruptly installed Tinder and swiped left and right (and regretted maybe?). When few of us did land a potential partner, the rest were struggling to slide in with our pick up lines!
And, if you are like one of those people who cannot find the perfect pickup lines, then do not worry, the following is a list for you divided into three sections: Sweet, Clever and Hot!
"You don't know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!"
"I've had a crush on you for 2 hours."
"Do you believe in love at first swipe?"
"No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."
"If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you."
"Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!"
"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."
"I’m not a hoarder, but I want to keep you forever."
"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."
"I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight."
"Four plus four equals eight, but you plus I equals fate."
"You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind."
"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."
"You must be a small amount of red phosphorus, and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match."
"Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!"
"Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!"
"I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead."
"Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day."
"I usually go for 8's, but I guess I'll settle for a 10."
"Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me '(*name*)s phone number.'"
"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
"If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
"Are you a good cuddler? 'Cuz I might let you join my gang."
"You're so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line."
"Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together."
"On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
"Be unique and different, say yes."
"Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO."
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
"Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity because I want to go all the way with you."
"Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else."
"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!"
"I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness."
"Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved, and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumours, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!"
"Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the week?"
"Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled. What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher."
"Sunday priorities: Netflix, Exercise, or Bottomless Mimosas?"
"Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants."
"Do you work at build-a-bear? Because I’d stuff you."
"Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten-minute break in the middle for snacks."
"Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"
"Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard."
"Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!"
"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass."
"That's a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?"
"If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
Now enjoy! I hope you can score a point (*wink wink*). Remember not to be creepy, and a pushover and while you are at Tinder don't be a fake person don not catfish someone and beware of catfishes yourself. You are looking for hookups, that's great but be respectful. Don't be cocky, be you but nice.
All the best!